PUNKS OF DUMB META
DRAKE
Dumb CryptoPunk #7681
The year is 2021. Extreme dumb activity has been detected on Earth, when people started saying “Web3”. It’s time to make stupid humans insanely rich.
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Hello,
This is Drake speaking. I know you are poor and dumb. I can see it in your eyes and YouTube watch history. It’s okay.
This year (2022), we are looking to give out 6900 Dumb CryptoPunks.
Pay attention, as we are worth at least $420B.
What are Dumb CryptoPunks?
💥 Dumb CryptoPunks are NFTs— But we are also gods. We are intergalactic species that transcends spacetime and traverse the infinite universes. We are cosmic forces, born from the Dumb Metaverse.
🧿 Dumb CryptoPunks are real — We are here on Earth. They include your favorite goofballs like Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin, Naruto, Ryu from Street Fighter, and that chick from work.
🧠 Dumb CryptoPunks are fresh, cool, and rare — Only 10,000 Punks were created this century. When a Dumb CryptoPunk finds someone exceptionally dumb, you (the host) become the Dumb CryptoPunk.
How can I get a Dumb CryptoPunk?
Again, you don’t get a dumb CryptoPunk. You become one.
OK now, here are 6 signs you may get a Dumb CryptoPunk.
1. You bought bitcoin at the top. Your portfolio is down -80%.
2. You believe your worthless Crazy Penguinz NFT has value.
3. You say “gm”, despite having panic attacks every morning.
4. You say “WAGMI”, despite hating your life.
5. You cry alone at night.
6. You enjoy getting fucked by the market.
Sounds like you? 🐦 Tweet at @DumbCryptoPunks.
We will decide if you deserve a punk.
"What happens if I change my pic to a Punk"?
You will notice the ability to manipulate spacetime immediately.
Also, your new job will be VC with a Substack of 100K+ sheeps.
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TRUTH IS… Everyone is capable of becoming a Dumb CryptoPunk. But will you? Our mission is to share the story of Dumb CryptoPunks, across all universes & metaverses.
Confused? Perfect.
– DRAKE
P.S. You can also write a post on /r/DumbMeta why you deserve one on our subreddit. Or tag us with your Proof-of-Dumb on Instagram.
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.
PRICE INCREASES:
$0 TO $420 BILLION
Social Proof
"Where'd you get sweet Dumb CryptoPunk?" - Elon Musk
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true stories.
DumbEarth
Its funny how the earth keeps giving to us after all we’ve put it through. Its almost as if we can conclude that the earth is dumb
Happy Earth Day humans… stop screwing the earth over
DumbMeta welcomes our new President DumbBiden
With great sorrow and pains we welcome, a man outstanding in his field, a man of great renown and dummmmmbbbnnnesss – Dumb Joe Biden
DumbEaster
If Jesus can rise again, bitcoin probably would rise too
-Dumb Analyst
My story
I wish I can say more and tell how I lived a fabulous life, met my kids, lived a happy man, but I’d be lying and I wont want to do that. I made mistakes and I’d make them again… Make mistakes Kids
Saving the world -Barack Obama
What are NFTs- Non-Fungible Tokens…
In simple words: “What is mine is mine and no one else’s”
This is dumb
Something Dumb is coming
We give to you…. DumbNFT stories
This is DUMMMMBBBB!!!
